Vaccine

Something soccer moms think give their children autism.

Soccer mom - How on earth did my son die from the flu?
Average Joe - Did you ever give him a flu Vaccine?
Soccer mom - No I did not want to risk autism.
Average Joe - That will do it.

by Duff's Beer July 26, 2018

The Vaccine

When 10 men ejaculate into a turkey baster. Then squirt it into preferably a male's anus sometimes can be injected into female vagina.

Tyrone and Friends gave John Smith "The Vaccine".

by Bringbackthehumor March 4, 2020

Vaccine

Something each person makes the decision on to get or not, it's their body, they decide what goes into it, not their employer.

There is no forcing somebody to get a shot they don't want, even if it's a vaccine, or something they are told is good for them.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

COVID Vaccine

The only thing needed to get back to normal.

Once the COVID Vaccine becomes available to you, just get it.

by SunFlow3 March 26, 2021

Vaccine Inequality

When mostly corrupt or undemocratic developing countries blame the rich nations for hoarding the vaccines and expect them to fund their vaccination needs on moral grounds, as few could afford to buy them for their own citizens—when beggars become choosers and accusers, and donors are viewed as hoarders and betrayers.

WHO argues that vaccine inequality threatens global Covid-19 recovery, but avoids to address the root causes for the poor health systems plaguing most developing nations.

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

blue collar vaccine

Any combination of chicken noodle soup, ginger ale, or 2 tylenol PM's. Used to cure any sickness contracted by the member of a middle class family.

Yo, why weren't you in school today?
I think I got strep throat but my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine so it's all good

by Jerz 973 June 18, 2010

Vaccine Against B.S

A mental or psychological jab to protect unvaccinated folks, who are more prone to being brainwashed or indoctrinated by right-wing morally bankrupt politicians and ethically challenged popular TV personalities, spreading their lies and conspiracies on mask wearing and vaccination against the coronavirus pandemic.

Until there is a vaccine against B.S., the infection and mortality rates among millions of unvaccinated folks faithfully watching Fox News, who are continually being fed with misinformation about Covid-19 vaccination, are just going to rise in the face of deadlier delta and delta-plus variants.

by MathPlus August 22, 2021