Vaganus 

When the vagina and anus are one hole. This can be a birth defect or can be created through surgery.

Dood, I slipped her panties down and she only had one hole down there. It was a freakin' vaganus!

Vaganus by Eggman December 13, 2004

Vaganus 

The Vaganus is the area between the vagina and anus usually measuring 0.36MM to 1.96CM. Otherwise known as 'The Female Gooch'

Hey babe, I wasn't sure weather to put my dick in your shit-pipe or pussy-hole so i just rubbed it all over the VAGANUS until I could decide...

Vaganus by VAG-KAKES January 18, 2011

Vaganus 

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

Vaganus by Chrissy February 15, 2004

vaganus 

noun; the general slang term used for when a male of puerto rican descent has an unusually large and stretched anal canal lined with an overgrowth of pubic hair. See also man-gina.

As Tupac mooned us, we saw the forest that was his vaganus. Beneath the forest was a place no man would ever dare to venture. Lurking within the jungle, one could find anything. Lions. Tigers. Bears. Wild crabs. Anything.

vaganus by Larry the Ice cream Man December 17, 2004

vaganus 

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

vaganus by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009

Vaganus 

When an Episiotomy goes horribly wrong, leaving the woman with a lack of distinction between her Vagina and her anus

Her baby wrecked her! yeah the doc gave her episiotomy that left her with a vaganus.

Vaganus by neanderman November 5, 2011

vaganus 

This is when a girl has a what appears to be a vagina, but when you open it up, it's actually a anus.

I went to eat her out, but she had a vaganus and I do not toss the salad.

vaganus by Garrett November 21, 2004