vacuum cleaner 3000

when you suck coochie as hard as the latest dyson vacuum cleaner. it leaves the person trembling and unable to walk for at least a week depending on how many times you do it.

“omg you did the vacuum cleaner 3000 on me, it was so good but i can’t even sit up”

“as long as it was good i’ll be doing the vacuum cleaner 3000 all the time”

by freakygaygirl101 January 30, 2021

Jizz Vacuum

when a girl or a gay guy is so addicted to jizz, they suck it up like a vacuum whenever they see it.

John jizzed so much while playing call of duty, he had to call kyle over to be his jizz vacuum

by the fuckin shit January 17, 2010

vacuum cleaner

The only thing that sucks more than Twilight.

vacuum cleaner

by qkjeabfdia;shduaipohuaikghured June 10, 2014

vaccum

A word presumably used by those who do not know that the correct spelling is "vacuum".

Guy: Hey, this vaccum really sucks things up!
Girl: Don't you mean the "vacuum" does?

by BostonLiz April 1, 2007

dick vacuum

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name

Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

by JG, BK, PJ, and Nick April 26, 2006

Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.

Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!

by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 6, 2010