Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009

teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.

That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.

by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020

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by Supertrain12 December 23, 2019

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.

I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.

by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009

Soviet Union

communism

Communism

In the Soviet Union

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020

USian

A demonym, used especially in internet based writing, used to indicate that someone or something is of the United States of America. This is contrasted with "American," which technically means someone or something belonging to North or South America, including such disparate places as Guyana, Mexico, and Canada.

Damaris, Ashley, and Yulisa are all Americans, but only Damaris is USian.

by ProudUSian March 31, 2011

Union Square

A public place in New York City, where scene kids hang out. Particularly left with nothing to do, but get high, get drunk, make out and "do it up". A majority of people who chill at here are from the ages of 14-23. Once deemeed too old they are ejected or leave before they are seen as a pedophile.

Also a breeding ground for scumbags like Tropical Justin.

Scene Boy: "Yo, I heard Tropical J, got a handjob from this ugly scene girl"
Scene Girl: "Wow, thats amazing. I love man sluts with housing issues and big plugs."
Scene Kid: Word. Doing it up! Let's get drunk! I love Union Square!

by FckSceneKids December 10, 2007