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uptard

(тормоз по русски)

a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?

girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.

boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.

Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?

boy: no.
by Sexydimma December 31, 2012
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uptaking

somebody who attracts many females and doesnt reveal the location of food restraunts, often claiming their destruction.
1."Hey did you see that uptaking guy?" 2."Yeh, he stole my girlfriend 14 minutes ago"
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Wat chu up ta?

basically means the same as wuu2, wotcha doing ect. literally, what are you up to?
person a: Wat chu up ta?
person b: doing homework, you?
by AntiChavsHater January 22, 2014
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