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uselessdesk

The coolest mutual ever who inspired me to watch south park
Person “Hey have you seen uselessdesk’s new video?
Person 2 “Of course I have they are favourite mutual!”
by bigmanmango July 30, 2021
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uselessdesk

Some TikTok person who's pretty cool
Or something
Also very gay
uselessdesk is gay
by k1ndacringebro July 30, 2021
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Useless

Someone who does nothing and run away when there are problems.

See: ScoMo
by ZenB22 December 22, 2019
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Useless Mike

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.
Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!
by MacPatrick May 10, 2008
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Useless as a bent nail.

Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.
I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."
by Jakatola August 2, 2009
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Useless words

To find a word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that has like a million thumbs down because you have never heard it before, it makes no sense, and you know that no normal person will say that.
Useless words:

Totes

Pocket Pool

Shmacked

Dat shit cray

fashionmista

Hugh wear

etc.
by lollollhi August 1, 2012
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Useless Reptile

The closest thing to an insult Dragon Riders can say.
Hiccup: Now get us down, gently.
Toothless: *spirals violently*
Hiccup: Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.
by McNugget5 March 19, 2019
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