Unlaughable

someone who may or may not have a sense of humor that doesn't audibly laugh.

sometimes spelled "unlaffable"

Man, That Mycroft Holmes is one unluaghable bastard.

The comedian failed, his audience was borderline unlaughable

by rabblehouse June 16, 2008

unladylike princess

An unladylike princess is a princess who burps, farts, swears, doesn't always shower everyday and spends a lot of time in pyjamas with no make up on.
Also known to be able to drink most men under the table.

Sarah out drank the rugby team, she's such an unladylike princess

by TheUnladylikePrincess March 7, 2017

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022

unlux

Short for 'unlucky'.

"I just shot myself in the foot."
"Unlucks blud!"

by icedout May 22, 2005

unlux

Meaning unluxorious. See lux.

*car flips, while wheels are still spinning carmera shows shot from behind of driver and passenger* Ben McKin (driver): "Unlux"
::END::

by etard January 24, 2004

Unlaws

Your ex in-laws.

The parents of your ex-spouse.

My unlaws are taking the kids to Disney Land this weekend.

by startittays October 15, 2014