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instructions unclear

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.
"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."
by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014
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Uncle re-re

That one male relative that manages to always embarass you by acting retarded, saying things that make no sense and by having random angry outbursts over trivial things.
Person A: Who's that guy with the jewfro?

Person B: Oh that's my uncle re-re.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 6, 2015
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mongolian uncle

Mongolian uncles are uncles from mongolia. They can accomplish any task efficiently without disturbing Zara Employees
Me and my Mongolian Uncles robbed the local Zara, there were no casualties

I went fishing with my mongolian uncle, we caught a rare fish
by ShimPee November 3, 2022
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Uncle IslamoTom

noun:
A westerner who tries to look admirable by doing or saying anything to avoid "offending" Islam and Muslims, including posing as knowledgeable about Islam's "lack of intrinsic violence" and attacking and berating anyone who criticizes Islam or the violent actions of Muslims. The result is to prevent free speech and make Islam an untouchable religion not accountable for the actions of it's members.
Did you hear the news anchor railing on the Pope for referring to a prior Pope's comments about Islam? That news man is such an Uncle IslamoTom. He's killing free speech regarding Islam.

Uncle Tom Islam coward polignorant correctness ass kisser suck up kiss ass
by ibnkaffir June 2, 2011
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Uncle Reeko

A cum moustache. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez but when you are about to blow, you pull out, and jizz under her nose, forming a cum moustache.
Sebastian: Yeah, I smashed her with an Uncle Reeko!
RaiVer: Wow, awesome bro!
by Daddy JayReeko August 19, 2016
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uncle same

An asian guy on youtube that makes videos talking in an asian accent.
"Dit chew no dat i lie to dos da dansing" - uncle same
by A.LIZZLE April 27, 2008
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bus uncle

A grumpy middle-aged man who became an instant celebrity when a video of him ferociously scolding a fellow young bus passenger became a hit on youtube.com. The young bus rider tapped the middle-aged man on his shoulder to request him to keep his voice down while talking on his cell phone. The man reacted vehemently and scolded the young man. The process was filmed by a 22-year-old man with his cell phone and the 6-minute footage was posted on youtube. As of now, the video has accumulated over 2 million hits and the phrases used by the middle-aged man - 'You face pressure. I face pressure' and 'Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet. Not resolved yet.' - have become the hottest catchphrases in Hong Kong. Newspapers around the world have reported this phenomenon.
Keep your voice down when you're on the bus. You don't want to be another Bus Uncle. You know, you face pressure, I face pressure, everybody faces pressure.
by HHHHTTTTT May 30, 2006
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