uncomfortabail

The act of bailing on an uncomfortable situation.

Hey man how was the party?

It was fine till my ex showed up with her new man, so I pulled an uncomfortabail.

by BamHurgerler February 9, 2015

Uncomfinate

To make someone or yourself not comfortable.

Person 1: *moves a little*
Person 2: "Oh no, dont move you dont want to uncomfinate yourself."

by HotStevo69 November 19, 2017

uncomfterball

occurs when one or both of your balls is in a state of uncomfortable-ness. common precursors to said condition include but are not limited to, excessive exercise, extreme heat in the genital region due to tight pants in warm weather, wedgies, other forms of underwear bunching, nervousness, extreme cold, fear, and/or being a witness to a sex scene between Rosie O'Donnell and Courtney Love. This condition has no treatment, only time will heal.

Joe: "hey man, whats wrong?"
Matt: "i spent the night at the girls house from the bar last night."
Joe: "please don't tell me you have blue balls!"
Matt: "even worse. when i got there she put on two girls one cup and I've had uncomfterballs ever since!"

by norwbj151 October 21, 2009

socially unacceptable school supplies

School supplies such as markers and crayons outlawed by most countries as being 'racially inappropriate'.

Timmy was suspended from school, he brought his Ku Klux Crayons and Colored folk' pencils to art class. His parents are devout white supremacists and purchase socially unacceptable school supplies for their son.

Sally on the other hand brought her Lisa Frank gel-pen and was awarded a horse sticker. She has two fathers and a bowl cut.

by zgraid August 2, 2014

uncomfortabiled

When you know your roommate is not having sex with his new pseudo-girlfriend, but seeing them together on his bed (just talking) makes you uncomfortable and you choose to leave.

I got uncomfortabiled last night. I know nothing was happening, but their verbal foreplay to nothing makes me uncomfortable so i left.

by Queezy Roomate November 11, 2010

someplace very uncomfortable

the back of a Volkswagon.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

uncockscious

When one becomes unconscious from choking on a penis.

That whore Jackie was giving a blowjob, but then she became uncockscious.

by Philbo Baggins October 26, 2007