ubayd

Etymology unknown, but mostly likely derived from latin Ubaydus meaning hairy camel trader. It reamins a popular, yet highly offensive profanity used widely across Europe and the Near East to describe any shifty individual. Recently ubayds have strayed from their nomadic lifestyle to wreck havock on the streets of London where they engange in increasingly chavish behaviour. Although frequently mistaken with kurds, the resemblance they bare lies only in their aesthetics.
Despite their chavish behaviour, tribal traditions remain at the centre of ubaydian the lifestyle. While walking down the street they have frequently been observed singing their tribal songs or on the occasion even attempting to retail their dire herd of camels to a helpless punter (usually japanese tourist) at incredidbly inflated prices.
Due to excessive poaching the ubayed is now considered an endangered species and moves further and further up the world wildlife foundations endangered species list on a near daily basis. Please be vigilant against those who try to catch stray ubayds for hunting trophies and report them on the national ubayd hotline: [phone]

"OMG - A wild ubayd"
"Whip out your cameras - a wild ubayd is on the move"
"No i do not want to trade my wife for half a camel, do go away you ubayd"

by Ringo Star April 30, 2006

uberdictionary

A dictionary containing every word and phoneme in every communication system that has ever existed.

Please refer to the uberdictionary when researching the relationship between the signals for "look out!" in both Australopithecus and the Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker.

by bub September 26, 2003

uberdissed

A term used to describe being dissed so well, nobody will be able to top it. Frequently used by white people in conjunction with zing.

Person 1: You're so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck. ZING! Uberdissed.
Person 2: F*** you!

by rollerhockey97 June 11, 2006

uberdarque

An elegant way of saying a very black person

kelley: would u ever do a black girl?
joe: i guess, not like an uberdarque tho.

by j0h December 29, 2008

uberdouchery

uberdouchery is used as a disease, when a male takes the term douche to a whole new level.

brett: wow ur cool

christian: thats new...

later...

Julia: bretts such an ass

Christian: yeah, he suffers from uberdouchery

by CHO13NJ November 29, 2009

uberdiddle

For a female to purposely masturbate while being driven around town in a rideshare vehicle.

Gal 1: Hey, you game to join me for an Uberdiddle?
Gal 2: Is that what it sounds like?
Gal 1: Yeah, he's a rideshare driver, but will pick me up off the clock, drive around while I do my thing, and then drop me off. It's pretty wild!
Gal 2: Oh, that speaks to my inner exhibitionist! Let's do it!

by kencanoodle February 7, 2018

Uberdrop

The loot that is dropped after one completes an Uberstreak is called an Uberdrop. The possible Uberdrops are:
- 5/10/20 Philosopher's Cactus
- 1/2/3 Funky Feathers
- Totally Legit Gem
- 1% Mystic Drop Chance (Only obtainable if the user has not redeemed a total of 10 mystic drop chances)
- Hidden Jewel Sword (best possible drop)

GG! I just got a Hidden Jewel Sword from my Uberdrop!

by TraderGold January 12, 2021