Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.
by The Magnificent Bloke August 13, 2008
Get the typewriter mug.A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'
'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'
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A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.
by Roger Levelle July 26, 2005
Get the typewriter mug.When you're calling on discord, and someone decides to earrape the entirety of the call with their obnoxiously loud abusage of keyboard. References to the reminiscent noise produced by a click upon a typewriter.
Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
Can be paused momentarily if one decides to comment on it.
"ADEEN, MUTE YOURSELF OR QUIT FAPPING ON YOUR TYPEWRITER KEYBOARD."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."
> momentary silence
"NO, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLIPPER."
by PrettySick666 January 2, 2019
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"Just had typewriter sex with Cal last night, was kind of annoying even though his bed was a king size."
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Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
by lacequill October 14, 2020
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