texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

tootenstein

Commonly used to describe a person who walks around all day farting or "tooting".

Phil - Damn man it smells so bad in here
John - Yeah Tootenstein just walked in

Amy - Josh is such a Tootenstein! Omg, he needs to lay off the laxatives!

by erterton June 10, 2010

Totes Tits

(Adjective). A combination of two modern slang terms, "Totes" and "Tits," to mean absolutely, completely, amazingly mind blowing.

To put emphasis on the object's or experience's awesomeness.

Today is TOTES TITS!!!

Person 1: What do you think of this beer?
Person 2: It's TOTES TITS, Man!

by Btchen_B January 12, 2011

tootes

(Archaic slang) An equivalent of "Babe, Doll, Hun" Often heard in old Gangster serials from the 1930's & 40's. Most often associated as 'Mobster slang' with regards to the Chicago Gangsters of old.

Hey Bugsy, make sure tootes isn't around when we knock off the bank.

by The Archaic Millenial November 16, 2018

totes inappropes

An adjective describing something that is beyond inappropriate. It is so inappropriate that it is totes inappropes.

Look at the naked man on the street humping a mailbox. That's totes inappropes.

by Urtotesinappropes March 11, 2005

Totes Mondo

"Totally Man" or for sure dude.
Totes Mondo: is the coolest thing you have ever heard!

Kent: Are we going to the park today?
Daniel: Totes Mondo were going to the park!

by Elvisleo13 March 13, 2009

tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company

"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie

by sumbird April 8, 2009