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Twerksificate

To twerk so hard on someone's face that you suffocate them.
Laura Leslie Twerksificate-d so hard on that slut Sarah's face that she sufficated the shit out of her.
by qootaerra May 21, 2015
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Maytag twerk

White girl dancing. Referring to a girl that dances like a washing machine and doesn't know how to put it on for a guy. Usually a "maytagger" is associated with white girls but it can and has been know to appear across other races. Beware of these girls if you are looking for a grind session because it will be a failure
Damn, I was in Club Lau get the sorriest dance ever. Had that Maytag twerk going on.

Maytag twerk in the club is not where its at.
by skyz the limit September 11, 2011
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Ninja twerk

verb. Quickly approaching an unsuspecting person and violently twerking against them before quickly running away. Ninja outfit optional.
That fine ass female surprised me in the club my ninja twerking. I sure wish Janice from human resources would ninja twerk on my D.
by Wimermeter February 26, 2015
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Workin and twerkin

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).
Mom: Joey are youworkin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
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twerk for percs

When a ratchet-type female makes her way into the traphouse, and instead of paying for her candies like most others, she moves her glutious-maximus in an awkward-gyrating motion in an attempt to lure a percocet out of someone.
"Watch this breezie twerk for percs!"
by Very Best September 16, 2013
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Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.
Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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tweakage

Tweakage is simply tweaking the word tweak to create a fun variation of the word tweak.
That radio copy was pretty close to perfect. It just needed a bit of tweakage.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 14, 2010
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