twattering

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

by AS_King August 23, 2008

Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)

Amazing gay secks delivered by men includes a large pubey beard ball fro.

ie. large chode and pubic fro

My ptcb is sooo large it exploded gabes butthole. pubey twatter chode boner (PTCB)it is the SHIT

by the ptcb master March 22, 2009

Twattering

The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.

Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.

by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

Twatter Fountain

Girls that squirt like a fire hose.

I was fucking Sheila, and she came like a Twatter Fountain!

by Darkrose121 April 30, 2015

twatterpuss

Usually a male specific insult, used to demoralize and or break down the fragile ego of a chauvinistic man. Is sometimes used interchangeably with terms like "fuck boi", "douche canoe", and "Swamp Asshat".

Example:
*on a dating site*
Man: Hey girl, what u lookin for on here?
Man: I think 7.5 should be fun for you to work with.
Man: Hello?
Woman: I'm not interested.
Man: Conceited bitch. I only messaged you because I felt bad for your ugly ass.
Woman: Learn how to accept rejection with grace, you pathetic twatterpuss. 🖕

by Angstyaf October 22, 2018