twatneck

general derisory term for someone when you've already used cunt, tosspot etc.

wind your neck in twatneck

by Dave Jones November 13, 2003

twatever

Calling someone a twat & telling them "whatever" at the same time.

Heather: That outfit makes you look like a total skank.
Madison: Twatever! You're just jealous of my body bitch.

by ScottyG4 September 2, 2007

twatfest

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

twater

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

by Nuprin November 22, 2004

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twateau

To plateau in your level of being a twat. Often large quantities of alcohol are implicated.

It's time Alex went home. He's twateaued.

by Proud_to_be_Alex_Whitney June 8, 2011

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012