Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}

Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!

by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015

twanklin'

to be blinging.
to extremely sparkle.

I'm so glamorous my shit be twanklin'.

by Candy-Man July 9, 2007

twatling

A word used to describe a baby snowboarder.

for example

"awwwwww, look at the little twatlings"

by christizzlejf February 14, 2008

twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)

"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"

by geek.neo September 9, 2011

tweed-twiddling

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007

Toff Twaddling

When a Posh Toff stumbles over their words and stutters.

We went out of our way to ger..erm...or....er..er

Quit your Toff Twaddling and spit it out!

by KebabStar January 6, 2021

twanting

have butt sex, in the behind

me and your mother were twanting last night!

by twant master June 24, 2010