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tottenham

Carling 'Micky mouse' Cup winning 'football'club from the Jewish side of North London. Their team consists of west ham rejects and sicknote crocks. despite spurs boasting their many 'English' players, these so called internations, such as Jenas and Lennon are no where near the full England squad.
Support consists of deluded fans who believe they actually won a REAL trophy in the shape of the carling cup, and whose victory over Arsenal reserves ranks as their best ever result in their trophy-bare history. support base generally consists of kebab shop workers, abu hamza, inbreds, Raggi Omars and David Pleat.
"We won the Carling Cup!! get in!! Finally, a trophy to put in our moth-ridden trophy cabinet"

"shut your stupid mouth, its only the micky mouse cup you deluded tottenham fools"
by Mealingz March 27, 2008
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tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)
The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
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tutters

Refers to a womans breast; usually used in the text of looking at them.
"Wow, look at her tutters!"
by Kid Konsept October 16, 2005
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Tottenham Hotspur

To lose to some shit team in the bottom of the league
To bottle it

Synonyms: Bottle, harrykanemiss, north London, 2016ucl
Antonyms: Arsenal, bottlingothers, Chelsea, Wenger, Jose Mourinho, harrykanescores, deleallichallenge
Liverpool pulled a Tottenham Hotspur(a.k.a Spurs) yesterday after giving away a 3-0 lead to Crystal Palace.
by the f.a December 30, 2018
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Tutter

Someone who tuts.

Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.
They: 'It wasn't like this back in the war… tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011
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tutteld

guy1:hey ummm jennie yea were breaking up

jennie:fuck u(kickes him in tha balls)

guy2:awwww dude u just got tutteld
by jimjonjimjon January 15, 2011
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Tittenbär

A person whose top is nearly exploding because of their breast
Tom: „I saw you last week, you‘re such a Tittenbär“
by yu19uf August 12, 2022
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