turtle

when you bend your dick backwards so it lies in-between your butt cheeks which makes the butt cheeks look like the shell and the dick head looks like a turtle head

john: hey, look at my turtle!

*pulls down pants and turns around*

mary: oh its cute! i wanna fuck it!

by Anonymous December 13, 2009

turtle

Marijuana- it is called turtle because its green and it makes you move slow

we be smokin dat turtle, moving hella slow

by Jcracka September 14, 2005

turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

turtle

a baggy stuffed with chronic

u got them turtles
meaning if u have any baggies of marijuana 5/10/or 20"s

by robert March 20, 2005

turtle

a bum who only takes a shit every other hour

man that new kid is a shitty turtle

by scc12321 October 13, 2010

turtle

A bitch ho.

Shawn Morrish is a turtle.

by Kevin Costner January 20, 2004

turtle

a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers

turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend

turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend

by not luis really March 23, 2017