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turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.
1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."
by Chumbucket October 31, 2006
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turdmanship

the act, quality, art, or practice of being a complete piece of shit.
josh is such a jerk to everyone, going out of his way to make bad decisions in every way possible (including chronic smoke inhalation, yuck!) and taking every opportunity to screw over everyone, including himself. he must be trying out for his expert turdmanship badge!
by chuckybubbles April 5, 2009
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derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.
Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!
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Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.
Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.
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Turdmeric

A spice loved by butt burglars
Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric
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turducken

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Turducken

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
by nepalunaris December 7, 2016
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