Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010

Tupelo, MS

The birthplace of Elvis Presley; a small city with a lot of awesome people and a cool Starbucks, not to mention a pretty great Mall. Tupelo's Ballard Park makes a great place to play Ultimate Frisbee.

Everybody's welcome down in Tupelo, MS.

by Parker's-girl October 12, 2009

Tupelo

A dot on the map in the middle of no-where.
A place with nothing to do.

-"i live in tupelo"
-"never heard of it"

by desikpr October 9, 2008

tupence

what mothers tell their daughters to call their vagina
The impetus for fathers to say "go ask yer mother"

Daddy my tu...
Go ask yer mother- lights pipe

by pongeryding October 12, 2004

Tupe

A word to replace "idiot" or someone who cant type

*texting conversation*
Person one: "who is massaging?"
Person two: "you mean who is messaging bro?"
Person one: "bro shut up you know what I meant. I cant tupe."
Person two: "you absolute tupe bruv. I'm putting this onto urban dictionary"
Idiot: "wait a second!"

by MrNinetales February 11, 2020