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tumbleweave

n.
A random grouping and usually tangled mass of fake hair, which is generally the result of someones weave being pulled out in a fight, that tumbles down the street similar to a tumbleweed.
Man, you see that tumbleweave rollin' down the street?

Yea, and it looks like we could use it to fix Shaqonda's hair!
by chronosis June 3, 2005
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butt tumbler

1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.

2. Someone who argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.

3. Tom Cruise
Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?

Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay the 20 bucks a month just for the instant messenger and chat rooms and stuff!

Ted: *sigh* Tom, you are such a butt tumbler...
by Sean Hunter January 6, 2006
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Tumbleweeb

An anime-loving individual, namely in or from the Southwestern United States.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid? He's from Arizona and he's balls deep into Naruto.
Person 2: Hell yeah. He's a classic tumbleweeb. Dusty as fuck.
by Eternalcool January 19, 2018
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tumblewad

A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.
Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...
by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019
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Tumble-dryered

Absolutely, completely and utterly paraplegic from the drink
Jesus your man had a tough one last weekend, he was tumble-dryered
by ragingjackass69 March 16, 2021
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Walmart Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag that often "rolls" across the landscape and over cars, often becoming airborne and continuing on until they find an obstacle such as a fence, hedge or tree branch to light upon.

Another common name, Tennesee Tumbleweed, is something of a misnomer, since most are Made in China for Walmart stores, which distribute them worldwide, and are doomed to roam the earth, forever, and choke out all life.
Joe:"There goes another Walmart Tumbleweed down the road."

Laura:"Where do you think they are going?"

Joe:"To find the others and return to the mother ship."
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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tumbleweave

Strictly city/urban: A ratty ball of fake hair extention (commonly referred to as "weave") that has been roaming the streets since it liberated itself from someones, ahem, "hair."

Usually it has picked up other debris in it's tangled mess, adding to it's charm.
After seeing something skittering along out of the corner of your eye:

"Shit! I thought that was a rat. Just tumbleweave."
by chanliteheart April 8, 2010
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