trogladite

From the prehistoric insects that lived in caves, troglodite is someone who is "out of it," or not "up" on pop culture.

He's such a trogladite; he hasn't even seen the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

by Collectiboy January 13, 2006

Trogladyke

A prehistoric lesbian.

"Last Sunday, scientists discovered a troglodyke frozen in ice in the Himalayas. She was found with her lover, another trogladyke."

by procrastinators_never_quit_101 February 23, 2017

Troglidite

A person who has a negative IQ or if they are disgusting

Them: *shits all over stall* OoOh BiG PoOpOo
Me: you disgusting fucking Troglidite

by Pasta_Bandit September 21, 2019

Troglodyte

A person who lives away from the coasts and metropolises, once referred to as a 'hinterlander' but no longer deserving of that otherwise-dignified term. He regards himself as a "real American" and his culture as that of such. He is adamant about his Second Amendment rights but isn't very interested in those other, less-relevant amendments that only the judges and politicians- who he scorns as being "leeches"- care about. He hates the idea of more laws, government or regulation of anything that reduce what he regards as "freedom", itself a word that he flings about without care. He hates non-real Americans, i.e. American citizens who are unlike himself, and those who he hates the most passionately are Muslims, all of whom he associates with the 9/11 attacks. In his telling you what's wrong with the U.S. and the way things ought to be, he could endlessly expand this definition without even knowing he is doing so.

Troglodyte: indoor-smoking, hard-drinking, pickup truck driving, Muslim-hating, liberal-hating, foreigner-hating, homophobic, gun-loving, self-assumed Christian who hasn't set foot in church in "only God knows when".

by CA liberal scum August 30, 2010

Troglodyte

A person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant, old-fashioned, or bias. Entrenched in their own ideology to the extent they can't see the forest for the trees.

I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton because I'm not a troglodyte.

by Model50000000000 May 8, 2017

troglodyte

A boot lipped, crotch grabbing monkey who if they can't eat, drink or fuck something is not interested in it.

Mustafah is such a troglodyte; He has to bear down on the push-to-talk button to get a word out!

by Fedifensor September 17, 2006

troglodyte

cave dweller, one who exists within the caverns and shafts

I am an advanced model of the non-crucified christ with the a female upgrade on two sides

by trouble April 29, 2003