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troglidite 

Like hardcore guys, only these are guys that go to concerts wearing large army boots, and start fights in the mosh pits and claiming that they have 3 or more testicals because they are so masculine. It is very important that if you encounter one of these kind, that you refrain from big words because they will think you are insulting their masculinity, and attack you
man walks home from concert with boot print on his back because the man was pushed into a troglidites girlfriend.
troglidite by mark421 December 30, 2006

Troglodyte 

A troglodyte is typically used as an insult as someone is a really stupid/ ugly or you just want to insult them
Shut up you fucking troglodyte
Troglodyte by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020

parasitic troglodyte

An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010

Sports Troglodyte 

One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
Sports Troglodyte by uuth September 30, 2010

Troglodyte 

The kind of person that makes you wonder why humans aren't extinct yet.
Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.
Troglodyte by golira_the_first January 21, 2019

Troglodyte 

People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen
Which troglodyte has put their greasy fingers all over the fkin screen
Troglodyte by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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