Tree Dolphin 

A mysterious creature that lives in trees.It feeds off the facial hair of humans.No one has ever seen a Tree Dolphin.They are most closely rumored to live in the Redwood Forest

I was just attacked by a Tree Dolphin

Tree Dolphin by H.B. Jones November 18, 2011

Hug a tree day 

go hug a tree on December 4

*On December 4th
Person 1: Hey what day is it today?
Person 2: It's Wednesday
Person 1: No I mean what urban dictionary day is it today?
Person 2: It is Hug a tree day today

Hug a tree day by DieselBubs November 14, 2019

Tree dangler

Referred to a African-American person, calling them a "Tree Dangler", is like calling them a monkey who dangles from trees to pick bananas, or any fruit or food of some sort that grows on trees.

Whiz Khalifa: "Uhhh, you know what it is! black and yellow, black and yellow,black and yellow!"

White Guy: "This nigga right here looks like a Tree Dangler, look at them long monkey arms, what he do? Outstretch em when he was picking bananas?

Tree dangler by FriedChickenBandit January 9, 2011

peach tree dish

According to world renowned nuclear physicist and congresswoman from the great state of Georgia, the peach tree dish is the preferred growth medium of Bill Gates when growing fake meat that allegedly gives US citizens a zap in their body when eating a real cheeseburger to again eat the fake Bill Gates burger. The theory of how develops the desire to eat Bill Gates' fake meat in the first place, has yet to fall from an orifice of MTG.

See also: gazpacho police

The brain of Marjorie Taylor Green must be located in a peach tree dish somewhere because there's no chance it is in her head.

peach tree dish by ThumbsUpSisterFucker June 8, 2022

tree dad 

when ur dad or uncle want to stick thier penis so damn deep into you that u feel like a tree is growing inside you.

Did u see the tree dad your uncle gave to Jacqualyn?

tree dad by myunclesass May 23, 2018

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin 

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid

Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin by D November 23, 2003

Dollar Tree Douchebag

n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.

"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."

Dollar Tree Douchebag by Juan Montoya Lipschitz November 17, 2009