Trautwein

A form of anal disease that slowly eats away at your lower intestine before making your liver explode which results in a nuclear holocaust. Also commonly known as the little penguin that could.

Damn it bitch you gots the penguins!!!!

Shit...Happy Feet syndrome.

It`s Trautwein sir. I'm afraid you're gonna destroy all of humanity as we know it.

Danny Devito.

by Johnny Blowcock February 28, 2009

Tratteele

An amazing boy's name. Only one Tratteele thus far. Tratteele is above average in his abilities to understand things. Overly intelligent. Very handsome, unchanging in his looks. Tratteele is a flirt & a tease. Tratteele is a very good judge of character even when meeting a person for the first time. Tratteele has an exellent sense of humor and is often joking or acting in certain ways because he thinks it is cute.

You are Tratteele smart!

Teacher "As always Tratteele scored the highest on the test."
Student "Of course! That is why they call him Tratteele!"

by HazelMom February 28, 2009

Tranter, Kristen

Also known as Shaqweyqwey, and Kristy Tranner during the holiday season; Kristen was born Jesus Christ Tranter {nee. Bingus} during the last great hippie rodeo of the early 1970's. At the age of two he legally changed his first name to avoid being misgendered as a man. No human on earth can pronounce his surname without their soul being stolen by the painting of Regis Shalley so variations such as Tranner, Trainor, and Tinky Winky exist as apocrypha. The night Kristen was born three angels flew down from heaven wailing Van Halens "Hot For Teacher" on divine golden Gibson Customs. His first words were "Imagine all the people, living life in peace." Which John Lennon promptly stole and profitted from (some say this was the reason Kristen allegedly had him assassinated.) In college Kristen majored in Choral Conducting, or as it was known in the 90's "hand wavy diddly do sing songing", he was an associate of the Czechoslovakian Mob, and a freelance session drummer. After going on six consecutive world tours as the stand in for Neil Peart of Rush, he left the music performance business stating "If Dave Matthews is doin' it, I just don't want to." He later settled at BHS. His hobbies include; hurting the feelings of altos, mocking the bass section, destroying the sopranos self esteem, and fly fishing. While he enjoys his long and breezy career as a teacher, his many obligations to the Czechoslovakian mob often bring him into great conflict with his morals.

"Tranter, Kristen was yelling at the altos for playing minecraft so I stole his cologne."

"Y'all like beans? My man Kwissey T. Tranter, Kristen has got all the baked beans you'll ever need."

"Ding dong, would you like to join the Church of Kristenology?"

by Ghostbustersforwomen August 24, 2018

Traumed Out

When a person becomes so traumatized, they end up scraping crack pipes for resin.

Winter is so traumed out, all she does is scrap crack pipes.

by Davecrackwinter April 8, 2022

Trautman

The last name of a person who thinks they are fat or not attractive, but it really isn't true. This person doesn't believe it when other people try to convince them otherwise; also a very stubborn and extremely intelligent person

Dude 1:Hey, I just ran into (first name) Trautman yesterday! She was looking soo pretty, but when I told her that, she didn't believe me!

Dude 2: Yeah, I know, right?!?! She kept telling me that she was fat, but she totally isn't. It just makes me so mad when she doesn't trust me when I'm being honest and telling the truth! >:(

by Gov Schooler :P December 12, 2012

Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 24, 2011

traumed

Basically to be traumatized but not on such a big scale.

Shit I start my new job tomorrow, so traumed

by louispwaan July 12, 2011