Beef Trauser

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

by Tomrod May 24, 2011

Transylvania Flopper

The act of making love to a fresh cadaver and then proceeding to receive a blow job from another living person and then slapping them across the face with your cock.

"Dude what'd you do last night?"

"I went to the morgue with your mom and gave her the ol' Transylvania Flopper"

by cgaines December 18, 2007

Transyl-tucky

Due west of Pennsyltucky, famous for too little sun, too much rain, weird mutant bugs along riverbanks, water-rats the size of dogs, millions of bats and small bat caves, jagged green hilltops covered in fog, and the backwater hick metropolis of pittsburgh. Residents of Transyltucky worship a strange god they call "big ben" and put coleslaw on sandwiches. They're too pale, rigidly obtuse, speak with the weirdest accent in the American English language. It's a place where people are both xenophobic and eerily polite. Geographically it looks and feels almost exactly like Transylvania. It's green, wet, foggy, damp, and the sun almost never seems to shine.

I wanted to see Transylvania but the dollar fell against the Euro again. So I went to Transyl-tucky. It's not really as exotic but the people are scary.

by Exit and Panic January 19, 2009

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012

Transy

A transgendered person.

He....I mean she....is a transy.

by whoamianonymous May 29, 2009

Trausch

A dump following a period of being constipated for more the 4 days. Usually creates much relief and change in mood immediately after.

She was acting irritated and disagreeable all morning until she unleashed a Trausch and cleared out the bathroom

by Johnny Flatulence July 25, 2012

Transylvania Traintracks

Transylvania Traintracks is another term for laced coffee, or coffee with another substance in it. Coffee that has trace amounts of LSD, Cocaine, or any other drug inside of it would be considered Transylvania Traintracks. The reason it is called Transylvania Traintracks is that the Romanian scientist (Romania is modern-day Transylvania) was killed with laced coffee. The "Traintracks" part is there to remind you that it hits you like a steel train.

I just ran a train on those Transylvania Traintracks and I feel like shit now.

by KKKoolkids November 21, 2017