Having one's cock and balls cut off, then having something mildly resembling a pussy carved out with a sharp or almost sharp implement.
by Theo Mansard February 23, 2009
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Gee Sally, I was thinking maybe we had reached the point in our relationship where I would not even have to ask you for a transylvania steamer.
by DJ Smith January 18, 2005
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sex between 2 males that involves 16 vampire novels, 89 bottles of Vampire wine, 666 srceamo music cd's, a branding iron, 1 gallon of AB- blood, and a vampire.(the vampire doesn't count as 1 of the 2 males)
Dracula and his 2 gay friends died from over-branding during Transilvainian Buttsex, Edward, from twilight, his 2 life partners died from having 90 bottles of Vampire wine and 667 screamo cd's during Transilvainian Buttsex
by Gman665 December 13, 2010
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by I am John the real one November 16, 2020
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Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.
by Aohaku July 20, 2016
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