Guy 1: Holy crap dude..I had a scary experiance last nite.
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....
Guy 2: and what happened dude....
Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...
Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....
Guy 2: Dude what happened?
Guy 1: I saw this really hot chick at the bar, we drank a few beers and things started getting kinda hot and heavy..so we went to her place and.....
Guy 2: and what happened dude....
Guy 1: It turned out she was a TRANSFORMER!!...so I got the hell outta there scared shitless...
Guy 2: DUDE!!! you didn't have to run...I wasn't gonna hurt you....
by ArchangelG October 13, 2010
by King_zelch July 19, 2019
The religion in which the followers believe that all beings must abide by the rule of Optimus Prime and must be against the Decepticons. Followers believe not that the world was created by Autobots, but that the discovery of the All-Spark and Megatron greatly influenced the development of the world as we know it.
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
The Five Commandments of Transformism:
1. Thou shalt not insult Bumblebee because of his small stature.
2. Thou shalt believe that Megatron is a homosexual.
3. Thou shalt believe that a car chooses it's driver.
4. Thou shalt believe that the Hoover Dam was constructed to conceal the All-Spark.
5. Thou shalt believe Optimus Prime is "The Man".
by Michelle Byrd November 11, 2007
A girl that looks really hot from a distance, but as she gets closer, she transforms into an ugly ass bitch.
by jackbauer133 November 27, 2009
(The motion picture produced back in 2007)
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.
by bluemuffin May 29, 2009
by SK-Dub December 02, 2007
The transformation is the process from going from sober to drunk super fast. What truly defines the transformation is the process.
1.) announce to everyone you are about to transform and will be different soon.
2.) grab a 4 loko (4loko is imperative)
3.) Go to bathroom a sober being
4.) take a hot shower and begin sipping the loko. (Music blasting helps)
5.) only leave the shower once the 4loko is complete
6.) dress, and leave the bathroom something else entirely.
7.) transformation complete
1.) announce to everyone you are about to transform and will be different soon.
2.) grab a 4 loko (4loko is imperative)
3.) Go to bathroom a sober being
4.) take a hot shower and begin sipping the loko. (Music blasting helps)
5.) only leave the shower once the 4loko is complete
6.) dress, and leave the bathroom something else entirely.
7.) transformation complete
Bro 1: dog, I hate being a human atm, I need to transform
Bro 2: aye, I just stocked the fridge with loko gold.
Bro 1: BET! I’m going to transform. You won’t see me till the transformation is complete!
Bro2: gnarly. Don’t smash the tv this time!
Bro 2: aye, I just stocked the fridge with loko gold.
Bro 1: BET! I’m going to transform. You won’t see me till the transformation is complete!
Bro2: gnarly. Don’t smash the tv this time!
by FoJmeRaw March 25, 2020