danny townsend

A danny townsend is when you fuck up so grieviously that the fuck up is unrepairable.

"Dude, that movie was awesome, until you spilled all of your coke on me. Nice danny townsend, dumbass."

by Hachi VII September 26, 2006

Miles Townsend

Miles Townsend is an All Star NBA player. He eats, sleeps, and breathes basketball to where its kinda sad smh just sad. He eats the cafeteria spaghetti on the regular (nasty). Townsend enjoys his time at the local YMCA and in other people buisness. Overall you cant name a worse basketball player. He also works part time at Heartland Dental Care. He is bestfriends with celebrity Andrew Lasserre and Samira Dean. He is also married to Madison Beer ans Summer Ray

Miles Townsend get out of my buisness- Morgan
Miles Townsend, How was your day at work at Heartland Dental Care?-Samira

by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020

Port Townsend

A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....

port townsend..has a high suicide rate

by blahblahland March 16, 2008

Frances Townsend

1. A Bush crony needed to mop up the national embarrassment katrina disaster to provide the American public with a one sided investigation that will undoubtedly neglect the truth and bad publicity.

2. The act of appointing a reliable crony to cover up embarrassments of an irresponsible appointed crony.

1. Frances Townsend's investigation will prove George Bush does care about black people.

2. I was so scared I just about Frances Townsend my pants.

by Emmanuel_Goldstein September 20, 2005

Regan Townsend

Regan Townsend is a slur. It can also be used to describe someone who is a short Mexican girl, kinda like a Chihuahua. This word can be used to define a lesbian you hesitates to punch a table. A Regan Townsend is also someone who sucks at soccer and can shatter your knees is necessary.

“Dude, that girl over there is totally a Regan Townsend
“Bro you can’t say that, it’s a slur”

by WikidWalkr June 24, 2022

port townsend

a town where drugs are a huge issue..

a town where a mansion is next to a trailer..

A pt boy where's football uniform's and AE
A pt girl where's Abercrombie, Juicy, Louis, and pin'
s up hair.

Carry: Sally moved to port townsend!
Felicia: Fuck she must live uptown since her dad is a lawyer..o my godzzzzzzzzz!!!

by cocoachicken December 3, 2007

stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006