Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

Towel Time

Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.

"No, I can't come over now, it's towel time!"

by sunsetfunset January 5, 2009

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009

Small Toweling

Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.

"I have 30 minutes before my show time, just enough time for some 'small toweling'."

by N1N July 25, 2010

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014