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Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
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Torta

A Thicc to bbw latina who's face card doesn't decline. Also a
Ey Jorge check Mami over there!

Ya Mami is a torta!
by Nahimlyin May 8, 2025
mugGet the Tortamug.

torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick
A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g
by Torta G October 31, 2017
mugGet the torta gmug.

torta

literally means cake in italian and slovak
italian: "era una torta segreta"
slovak: "to bola taká fajná torta"
by flreman96 August 20, 2025
mugGet the tortamug.

TORTA SUPREME

TORTA SUPREME IS AN EXTREMELY LARGE BUT FACIALLY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.
YO TELL HOMEBOY HIS MOTHER IS A TORTA SUPREME AND I WOULD BLOW THAT OUT! DR. LEPPER
by DR. LEPPER February 7, 2024
mugGet the TORTA SUPREMEmug.

Main Torta

Predominately the only Ny Rican Torta
by Life May 5, 2025
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torta attack

When an over weight female (that typically is the care taker of her friends) trys to cock block a male from seducing her friend (which looks 10 times better than her).
Yo I tried to holler at shawty but her obese friend torta attacked me.
by Edsans69 February 1, 2023
mugGet the torta attackmug.

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