A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
by Broha January 6, 2009
Get the cordless tool mug.A colorful tank top generally worn by annoying and obnoxious whiteboys who think they are god's gift to earth and need to wear a WESC tank top with vans and skinny jeans everywhere they go. The tool tank is only 1 step above a wife-beater and tools often think that because tool tanks cost $24.99 that they are fashionable and cool.
These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.
Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.
These tool tanks usually have colorful stripes so the tool makes sure he is noticed by everyone, also making it easier for his douchebaggery to be noticed by fellow tools.
Tools can often be seen wearing tool tanks in frat houses, on the beach, or riding around in their F150s as they roam around the 909.
by 1lastthingandPrimo October 30, 2010
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Get the Okie tool kit mug.A stubborn man who refuses to take his sneakers off. He also likes to a sing a jaunty tune whilst walking.
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Get the sneakers o'toole mug.the police arrested the carload of tooligans for throwing milkshakes at fast-food take-out window employees all night. tooligan
by sandspit October 18, 2007
Get the tooligan mug.1.person that has green gooey boogers on their nose everyday w/o knowing it.
2.weird shaped nose of a person.
also been called TN for short.
2.weird shaped nose of a person.
also been called TN for short.
by chinge June 22, 2009
Get the tool nose mug.A nice guy with tool-ish tendencies. Often goes shirtless. Frequent conversation topics include rugby, power-lifting, and old-school hip-hop. Prefers Ferraris to women. Can be shortened to "TBMcB"."
Jeff is such a Toolbox McBro, he showed me his lats today after he got back from rugby classes. I didn't ask to see.
by Not TBMcB October 19, 2009
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