Tornado 

A funnel shape that comes from the clouds and is formed by cold and hot air mixing with each other.
When the vortex hits the ground, it is called a Tornado. They can have winds up to 100-miles to 255 miles.
These winds are devastating and can easily tear down a house. They have a scale called the "Enhanced Fujita scale". It measures the destruction of the tornado aswell as the winds inside the tornado. It goes up to 5. EF0: Little damage; Hairdo ruined, roof tiles off. EF1: Moderate damage; roofs torn down, cars turned, trees blown. EF2: Acceptable damage; Poorly made houses ripped off the ground, cars lifted, trees gone. EF3: Severe damage; Houses lifted off foundation, cars teared. EF4: Insane damage; Well constructed houses ripped off the ground, trucks (tankers) sucked right in, thrown. EF5: Extreme damage; Concrete structures DESTROYED, houses OBLITERATED, welded-to ground structures gone.
Also, please note, if you decide to place your house in tornado alley, don't be mad when you come back from work and see your house missing.

That tornado destroyed my house!
I saw it!

Tornado by ThatOneFuckingNigger March 30, 2017

Tornado 

A variation on the classic titty twister. This requires two hands, the nipple is pinched between fore finger and thumb while extra pressure is added with other thumb and fore finger. While pinching move in any way possible vigorously while twisting.

That bitch just gave me a tornado, I am going to cold cock that bitch.

Tornado by MBisaBP1 June 3, 2005

tornado 

an illegal form of live pornographic theatre characterized by a lone female masturbating or engaging in sexual intercourse with a man or several men at once.

Wow. did you see that girl's tornado last night?

tornado by Kellzen February 26, 2009

Tornado 

When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.

"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"

Tornado by laceyheartstornado June 20, 2011

Tornado 

The act of spin tabling a girl so high up that you can pass her on to your bro during a threesome or orgy.

Tom and I tornado'd my GF during our funtime last night!

Tornado by RWtub May 11, 2014

Tornado 

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.

Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!

Tornado by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016

Tornado 

Someone that sucks dick really good

Guy 1: Ashley is such a tornado
Guy 2: I know right she was blowing me and got me cumming in 5 minutes

Tornado by sppA June 23, 2016