Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

Torrington

Torrington is a popular city in the state of Connecticut with a total of 35,408 residents living there. Torrington is ranked as the fifteenth most populated city in Connecticut and the 911st most populated city in the United States, and is located in Litchfield County. The largest nearby city to Torrington is Hartford, approximately 24 miles from the city center.

Torrington is a great place to live!

by Torrington September 16, 2013

Turming

Crushing pills between a woman's breasts/buttocks and snorting them #swag

Dude this weekend I snagged a bimbo from this sick party and we started turming, it was fucking awesome

by Turmthegreat October 22, 2013

torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.

"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe

by matt April 16, 2005

Torting

tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.

I have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let's go torting later tonight!

by wildebeast September 6, 2012

tomming

Blogging while Intoxicated

I wish he'd quit tomming--all of these blog posts he writes while drunk are rambling rants of nonsense.

by thehandrew March 18, 2008

Toming

To work on an online riddle, esp. one such as mynameistom.

Instead of writing my research paper, I'm getting mindfucked while toming.

by OneNerdfighterAmongMany February 26, 2009