Transphobic Torpedophile

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Tombed

Used to describe the feeling associated with Kratom. Gained traction in the NoVA area in early 2018 by its creator “CJ“.

Adam: Why are you smiling at the ceiling?
CJ: Man, I am stupendously TOMBED.

by The Ugly Barnikles October 19, 2020

Whirling Torpedo

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021

Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

fire a torpedo

in reference to defication

I have to fire a torpedo

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

torbad

Hes an IRC Warrior Yo.

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

by Aux April 26, 2005

torpedo

To betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.

He's going to torpedo Doug's election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.

by mcgggggg June 6, 2005