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mexican top hat

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower
yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat
by Alejandro911 December 20, 2010
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Meatloaf Top

When a girl wears tight jeans and a short shirt so her flab spills out over her jeans. This is a subset of a Muffin Top, but if there is a lot of texture on the spillout (e.g. cottage cheese or stretch marks) then it is a Meatloaf Top (i.e. it looks like the top of a meatloaf as it spills out over the pan).
Wow, do you see her Muffin Top?

Yikes, it looks like her midsection was in a war zone, that isn't a Muffin Top, that is a Meatloaf Top!
by Deepthoughts July 22, 2013
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Mexican Top Hat

The act of pushing your head deep enough into a woman's vagina so that your tongue can touch her anus. Thus, you appear to be wearing an attractive top hat. It is Mexican because the tongue to anus is absolutely disgusting and dirty.
I got a Mexican Top Hat from my girlfriend last night, and it was the sickest thing I've ever experienced.
by Your filthy disgusting daddy February 6, 2008
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mean top

Action - When that chick that's slobbin your knob like corn on the cob is making you reconsider all life decisions prior to this moment.
Jessica gave me some mean top last night, I might have to wife!
by dildont July 12, 2017
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mesh top

Mest top is kind of transparent. But not as easily to see.
I am wearing a mesh top with a bralette underneath.
by Veline January 21, 2018
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topmesantana

topmesantana is the baddest bitch of em all, many people copy her and aspire to be her
hey topmesantana followed me back on twitter i’m screaming
by osnapitzariana October 15, 2020
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