Toolie Toter

a little 4’9 compressed gay boy garden gnome who is very angry and mad at the world

Boy: I left my buttplug in my ass last night and accidentally fell asleep but now it’s gone wtf?
Girl: Don’t you know there’s a butt plug thief coming around at night stealing ppls butt plugs ? He goes by the name of Toolie Toter

by minergirl69 September 28, 2023

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Tooly

A person that identifies as a hand tool or thinks they are actually a power tool.

Today at work, Kevin informed me he will be identifying as an air ratchet from now on. I guess he's a tooly now. I wonder if he'll plug himself into an air hose.

by Bucketdundrunkit July 22, 2023

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