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tookis

the hind quarters of a human: ass, butt, rear end...
That homework was a pain in the tookis!
by Sobo March 22, 2003
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tookie

1. Multiple shotgun killer 2. Murderer of a convenience store clerk 3. Murderer of a husband, wife and daughter who ran a motel 4. co-Wrote booklets, not books, that amount to less than a single highschool essay 5. Never apologized for the murders 6. Never admitted to the murders - that might hurt his capital habeas case 7. Coward who uses peace as a cover for fear of the lethal injection
Tookie gets put down by the guards. Tookie is on his final appeal. Just about anyone can get nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, including Tookie. Tookie will never actually win a Nobel peace prize. Tookie's veins are bulging and popping at the sight of The Deep Needle.
by Deep Needle August 27, 2005
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Tookie shotgun killed a store clerk. Then a week later, Tookie shotgun killed a father, mother and daughter.
by Deep Needle September 15, 2005
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tookie

I'm not sure what's worse: Tookie himself and his horrific crimes which he's never apologized for or the fact that people think he's such a do-gooder, especially that dumbshit motherfucker that said Tookie is a great man. What the fuck? The guy founded a gang, dipshit!

Anyway, he greased 4 people, never apologized for it, wrote a few anti-gang children's BOOKLETS, got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize twice but didn't win and.... Wait, that's it. Of course, he got a raw deal despite all those appeals. It was all a race thing of course. Yeah....
dumbass: Tookie was a great man! He wrote a bunch of anti-gang books for children and reformed! He even got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. It's not like anyone can get nominated! He was a great person who did a lot and made up for his crimes.

smart person: No, he wasn't, you asshole! He never apologized and hardly did shit! He wrote a few pissy booklets and made a few lectures but never once said he was sorry! Someone should "Tookie" you!

author's note: Hey, is that a term yet? To "Tookie" someone?
by Correct April 8, 2006
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Toroking

The act of spending a potential evening of lust and intercourse with a woman in exchange to merely cuddle and have a good chat.
Bro #1: "Yo bro, me and Lauren totally hit it off last night, we cuddled and chit-chatted for like 3 hours!"

Bro #2 "DUDE you gotta stop toroking every girl you meet!"
by Dr. Papi November 14, 2011
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A'Tomkins

A person who no matter what, Will NOT upgrade to a smart phone.

They can lose their present phone and still won't make the change like the rest of the world.
They feel no need for apps, and in some cases on some level don't even understand what an app is.

They will keep the polyphonic ringtones alive I guess.
This person would be better taping a camera to the back of their phone just to take photos.

S/he will be embarrassed enough not to leave owns phone out beside themselves. for fear of criticism.

If you buy this person a smart phone they will not use it, more like sell it or pass it on.
If this person loses this brick of a phone they will buy the same one thus continuing the phone of past crapness.

A'Tomkins people refuse to upgrade their phone no matter what.
A'tomkins on a date

A'Tomkins: picks out ringing phone from her pocket and answers it, ""hello?, hi yeah on my way, see ya then, bye"hangs up as she put phone back into pocket she looks to see date looking at her moving hand.
Date: "how old is your phone?"
A'Tomkins "I love this phone"
Date: looks on in wonder of how they still make these models of phones.
by misschae88 June 16, 2013
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Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
by Z-dad March 2, 2018
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