A sexual position involving newspaper, a diaphragm, and a large penis. First you get the women to wear a diaphragm to avoid pregnancy. Then you lay newspaper all over her vaginal area. Then the male starts masturbating rapidly, and ejaculates all over the newspaper covered area. Right when the man ejaculates, he should shove his erected penis through the newspaper, and into the women's vagina. Afterwards, you clean up, and can now remove the diaphragm.
While complicated, completing the Tomahawk Crunkmissle is very rewarding.
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When a well endowed man drops his hard erect penis on the face or forehead of one of his buddies while several people are present to laugh at the act. The ultimate Tomahawk Kawk Drop is performed when the penis is rather dirty and seemingly has the smell of salt and vinegar.
Boomer: Dude you were so wasted at that party last night!!! Do you remember doing a TOMAHAWK KAWK DROP on Zach's forehead?!?!?! That shit was so funny!!!
Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
Tom: Yeah...I was drinking non-alcoholic beer. I was aware of exactly what I was doing!
by JIMMY TOM March 20, 2009
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Get the tomahawk chop mug.After having sex, pulling the condom off - jizz side out - and blasting the bitch in the face with it.
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Get the Dirty tomahawk mug.*A type of axe used by native americans.
*A type of radical hairstyle.
*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
*A type of radical hairstyle.
*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomohawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
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by Dave March 21, 2004
Get the Tomohawk mug.While having anal intercourse "doggy style", just as the "giver" is about to ejaculate, a forceful blow is delivered to the "taker's" throat region in a semi-circular, undercut, "tomahawk chop" like fashion, in order to illicit the involuntary desired effect of the "taker's" rectum to tighten, or pucker, so that the "giver" is able to withdraw his penis relatively fecal matter free.
As I was pounding my lady's ass I smelt shit, so I tomahawk chopped her ass as I came so I wouldn't have to wipe shit off my dick.
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