safety torch

a torch used for protection against monsters

OMG theres a monster!! Grab the safety torch!

by tobybuscus December 18, 2011

Tonch

n. a tincture, often referring to tinctures with cannabis.

v. to administer a tincture, as in, to tonch, tonching, tonched.

Man, that's some pretty strong tonch.
People, I'm tonched from tonching the tonch.

by natnatlovespandas November 21, 2016

blacksmith tomahawk

the art, nay, the skill of jumping off the bed post and landing directly in a womans vagina, penis-first. the girl is usually in either the spread eagle or cincinatti bowtie, thus creating a blacksmiths iron table for the male to strike from above.

Bob got drunk last night and tried to blacksmith tomahawk his girl, but accidentally broke his penis on impact because he had no precise pipe-laying skills.

by -Quincy so nasty- October 26, 2007

Tomahawk 1440

A dramatic action on skis or a snowboard in which the rider crashes and turns end-over-end four consecutive times for a 1440 degree spin. This gives them the appearence of a spinning Tomahawk, hence the name.

Featured in Warren Miller's "Playground", a ski-enthusiast movie.

Skier: "Oh man, look at that guy swerving."

Snowboarder: "Yup, he's going down."

Skier: "Wait for it...wait for it...OH! Down he goes!"

Snowboarder: "One, two, three..."

Skier: "Hell yeah! That's four turns!"

Snowboarder: "Tomahawk 1440, bitches!"

Skier: "He's gonna be feeling that for a good week!"

by The Bobamberon June 6, 2009

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.

by INXS August 19, 2013

Tomaholic

When you're absolutely obsessed with the animated character, Tom, from Eddsworld.

I am a tomaholic.

by i dont want a pseudonym, okay? December 13, 2018

tomahawk wound

A womens private part

That bitch had a huge tomahawk wound

by Anonymous December 3, 2002