Todger Whip

Slap someone wit ya meat

Keep talking to daddy like that and I’m gonna have to todger whip you

by LilUziVertYeaaaa August 19, 2024

Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

by voloscrew September 2, 2023

todger

A monitor in a PC gaming setup

1: "Hey dude do you wanna see my massive todger?"
2: "Sure, is there one or 2?"
1: "Only one but ill let you play with it if you want."

by Blunkay June 14, 2024

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Todger

The imprint of an erect, non-curved penis on a food item.

"Bruh, someone slapped their todger on my pizza"

by IdkWhatToNameThisbshxbhxbjbhsb September 21, 2024