Woink

(v) the act of self-pleasuring utilizing bacon fat as a lubricant
ran out of moisturizer but had some bacon so resorted to having a woink
by voloscrew September 02, 2023
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Jammy Todger

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant
I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.
by voloscrew September 02, 2023
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