Definitions by voloscrew

Jammy Todger 

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

Jammy Todger by voloscrew September 2, 2023

Woink 

(v) the act of self-pleasuring utilizing bacon fat as a lubricant

ran out of moisturizer but had some bacon so resorted to having a woink

Woink by voloscrew September 2, 2023