Salty Toupee

two middle aged men jack off onto each others balding spots on their head.

i walked in on my grandpa getting a salty toupee

by properperversions September 6, 2012

toupsed up

The act of getting so shit faced drunk that you throw up on your friends and proceed to clean it with a plastic grocery bag.

Man Chris is "toupsed up".

Yea did u see him barf spagetti noodles up in Lacey's hair?

No, but now he is cleaning it with a Rouses bag.

by toefu1131 March 31, 2011

tofuplays

An ugly yellow guy who is racist and spends all his money on robux and doesnt contact with his familly at all

Hey jon did you hear about that tofuplays on the block named poop he is such a fagot

by Drkestonugly July 12, 2020

tocp

“Tower of cruel punishment”
A peak cata tower in Jtoh, which only a handful of people can beat

It’s in roblox

I beat ToCP legit -player 1
GGGGGGGG -players 2 through 69

by Jtard guy who post jtard stuff December 1, 2022

ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

topup

Returning to a state of filledness from a previously empty or not qutie full state.

Sup wid dat mophone be'in all empty n dat! Am chip'in down da atm n get mo topup ja nata meen... init

by Dylanmi October 18, 2008

toupee

When you are fucking a girl from behind, grab an electric hair trimmer to remove a square inch patch on the back of her head. Once you've reached climax, bust your load onto the hairless patch and glue the hair back on.

Mike - "I got fucking shitfaced and accidentally gave my girlfriend the toupee"

Joe - "Dude I toupeed the piss out of this chick at a party the other night"

by desmadroso August 27, 2008