Toblerone in the Snow

Cumming and pooping in your pants simultaneously.

“She was so hot she made me drop a toblerone in the snow.”

by SalemBeeboppo January 15, 2024

Toblerone Trade-off

To stand ass-to-ass with another person while transferring a stiff turd from one anus to another. Nougat and caramel not needed...

Hey bro, you bored? Hows about you come on over after work and we do a toblerone trade-off????

by Filthy fly February 27, 2019

Tobleroning

The act of being fingerblasted in the Alps or other mountain range with a chocolate lubricant

Mandy loved going on holiday in France just so she could get a good tobleroning from a Frenchman

by Splunky March 19, 2023

Toblerone

Toby's full name

Do you ever just Toblerone?

by Motnaty March 17, 2020

Tobleroned

When a swift kick to the ass includes a direct anal blow from the big toe, resulting in a bloody drip from the anus

Fatty Deb caught Paul Izzi giving her dog a shotgun and ran up from behind and tobleroned him

by Sir Biff July 3, 2015

Toblerone

the dick of an injured veteran

BERTHA: I heard that Sally got fucked by Tim's Toblerone .

GERTRUDE: and I heard her say that it felt like she was driving down speed bumps in a super car

by Suicidal Soviet January 4, 2019

St Brad of Toblerone

A gay guy named Brad who has fudge packed into his anus outdoors, in the freezing cold.

He was out there like St Brad of Toblerone, last night.

by purphanz January 26, 2024