yoda

yuppies on drugs or alcohol

a yuppie who uses drugs or alcohol.

after Keith gets done jogging he likes to listen to The Flaming Lips and drink merlot. Outsiders consider him a yoda.

by todd12345 January 28, 2008

YODA

"You'll obviously die after"
Used after someone wants to experience a YOLO situation

1. A: Dude, im totally going to jump that bridge, YOLO!

B: There's rocks down there bro, YODA

2. A: I think i might ask out Sarah.. YOLO!

B: She's a no go man, i think she has herpes.. YODA!

by Keizdawg4 March 27, 2012

yoda

(n.) A slang term for marijuana. Among more frequent users, the term refers to a higher 'grade' of the plant.

Jocques: Man, you got that sticky icky?
TeRon: Sheeeet, Nukka, I gots that yoda.

by rillest and illest December 12, 2005

Yoda

Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.”

Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.

by Darth Krayt October 4, 2010

yoda

1.short awsome fighter
2.ladies man
3.good at smoking pot
4.awsome at graff
5.to be loyal to fellow friends

yoda will pwn you in a fight
tha girls luv yoda
look at yoda pull that bucket
yodas got skill
dun worry if u wif yoda he got ur back

by grappa April 22, 2003

Yoda

A short, small green creature who believes that nearly everything in the world is a path to the dark side. Subsequently, he is also the most powerful member of the Jedi Counsil

Yoda: The path to the dark side, women are

Random Jedi Knight: Screw this, I'm goin to the dark side and finding some hunnies!!

by Littlej45 July 30, 2008

yoda

another word for coke/crack

why don't we just get some yoda and roll a chewy?

by lala March 24, 2005