Skip to main content

Rocket Launcher

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.
Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.
by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005
mugGet the Rocket Launcher mug.

tike launcher

Vagina; part on a female where weiners go in, and then babies come out
I'm standin' there talkin' to this pregnant chick, and all of a sudden, babies just start shooting out of her tike launcher!

Man, I'd love to go to town on her sweet little tike launcher
by HB December 2, 2004
mugGet the tike launcher mug.

flamingo shit launcher

A flamingo that appears to have a dinosaur tooth up its pussy so it just starts explosively shitting.

mostly on your mom, bitch.
Yo I went to Disney world and goofy had a fucking flamingo shit launcher, my nigga.
mugGet the flamingo shit launcher mug.

Fruit Launcher

A shock site on the LOLshock network. It features a woman shoving oranges into her vagina and shooting them out her anus. This is not quite as offensive as other shock sites, and has a humorous aspect to it.
Person 1: Dude, did you go to fruit launcher?
Person 2: Yeah. I laughed my ass off.
Person 1: Wait, what? What's wrong with you?
Person 2: Well, it's nothing compared to SourMath.
by guitarhero01234 July 11, 2010
mugGet the Fruit Launcher mug.

Traunched

A combination of drunk, high and tired. Pushing the capable boundaries of the human body on a night out.

Synonyms: sloshed, mortal
“Man he’s absolutely traunched right now

“I was so traunched last night

“I’ve been partying all night I’m completely traunched”
by Winshumloseshum June 20, 2018
mugGet the Traunched mug.

lemonade launcher

(n.) Slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male penis or the female vagina.

The term 'lemonade launcher' is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like pisshole, pussy juice, dick, cock, cunt, twat, etc. Most parents would prefer that their children not use such 'nasty nouns.'
Natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
by Rob Porter March 12, 2009
mugGet the lemonade launcher mug.

log launcher

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018
mugGet the log launcher mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email