Dating Timeline

what you use in your head to figure out when you and your bf/gf will hit each base.

according to my dating timeline, i'll probably f**k him in a month or two.

by elliebellie2323 August 19, 2011

timezoned

What happens when you lose out on sex because of a long-distance relationship

Why did you break up with him?
Dude,we were totally timezoned.

by abracadayum November 4, 2015

timezoned

When you get the shaft on something because you live in a different time zone.
When you miss your chance to chat with your friends because they live in a different time zone.

Aw man, I got timezoned on that yahoo japan auction!

by kyuubethe3rd December 14, 2015

timezoned

1. To be in a specific time zone.

2. To be zoning out to such an extent that large amounts of time go by and seem like only moments.

1. "I'm timezoned yo!"

2. "Whoa dude... I can't believe it's been 20 minutes.. I was totally timezoned.."

by Lovebong April 24, 2009

Timeline

If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.

I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.

by disturb May 27, 2021

Timeliness

A. Having no beginning or end

B. Not affected by time

They have a feeling of timeliness and hopelessness.

by Vsford August 26, 2022

Timeline

Again, there is a timelines of events that you're ignoring and being a grown ass mam didn't stop Rick or anybody else from getting checked when he came at me for being late all the time nor would it stop me with anyone else.

Hym "The fact of the matter is I'm essentially the character but I also don't see you saying anything about me either. I described myself with near perfect accuracy. People are doing to me what I said they were doing. If THAT isn't rage baiting then what the fuck do you call it other than weaponized schizophrenia and what did the other people do to you for doing it? Congratulations! It worked! You can't keep ignoring the timeline. You can't ignore the fact that to me this is one singular thing that has been happening to me over the course of 15 years in a targeted fashion. I've never heard of it happening to anyone else. And NOW... I have to sit here and wait out your performative faux-confusion about how I can say this online without standing in the middle of a mall amd shouting it at the top of my lungs. And I've already said it and I'll say it again. You can come here and put a loaded gun in my hand and I'll say what ever it is you think I won't say to your face and I'll happily make it the last thing you ever hear. "

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025