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tinkerbait

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.
myspace.com: whosbubbler

searching for tinkerbait? try myspace: Emma Ecstasy
by B.D.A. a.k.a. D.A.J. August 6, 2009
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Tinker Scotty

While bench pressing 375-pounds (or greater), your trusted spotter drops his gym shorts and unfurls his dick into your mouth. Just as you reach the peak of your press, he yells "get some, bitch".
A buddy of mine told me that he finally executed the Tinker Scotty on his muscle-bound friend, in the gym, last week.
by The Italian Honey Badger February 12, 2013
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Tinkerfuck

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process
"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "
by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015
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tallahasee tinker toy

When you take a dump, freeze a turd and then use it as a dildo.
I gave that skank a shitty vagina with my tallahasee tinker toy
by paul barman May 2, 2006
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Tinker bell

A fictional fairy character appeared in Peter Pan and has her own sequel movies
by Havannah04 March 6, 2018
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Tinkerbelling

When you have sex with a girl who has a glitter booty and everytime you hit it, glitter showers over everything. Typically girls will have glitter booties at festivals, night clubs, and raves.
I have to get this glitter off my dick because I was tinkerbelling last night.
by Rorolin September 8, 2019
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Tinker

noun--A non-professional person skilled at mechanical or electrical inventions and/or repairs.

verb--To engage in minor repairs or inventing.
John's an excellent tinker; he got my lawn-mower running in ten minutes.

John's always tinkering. His latest widget gets my mail and throws away the ads.
by Anonymus Bosch September 30, 2005
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