ticotus

Tweeter In Chief Of The United States

TICOTUS will the most overrated Presidents to get inaugurated. This is a disaster! Sad!

by dsazhar January 20, 2017

John Titus

Man of Mans. Legend has it, he lives in the woods of Bulloch county, Georgia. He once was jumped by over 15 mexicans, and took a screwdriver to the chest. None of the mexicans were ever seen again. He also made a arrow for his bow out a snake fang he killed with his bare hands. In other words, he's a boss.

That John Titus is a true man.

by wowpureags December 30, 2012

Zarah Titus

Zarah is a shy girl. Once you get to know her, you'll see how funny, crazy and weird she is (in a good way). Zarah has two different types of personalities. One when she's around friends and family, and one where she's with people she's not close to. Zarah is very loving and caring and can always cheer you up when you're feeling low. You should never lose a friend like Zarah. Zarah is your best friend and your bestest friend. She will always try her best to help you and give the best possible advice there is. She's funn, beautiful, talented, weird (in a good way) and lots more. If you have a Zarah in your life, never lose her.
Zarah is my best friend.

Zarah Titus is my bestest friend

by Mrs tutus November 22, 2021

Titusville

A quaint town on the spacecoast of Florida. Titusville is known for the space program (NASA), housing 6 Mcdonalds, The Walmart Supercenter, and the ever smelly Indian River Lagoon. Seriously that thing smells like stank pussy! Titusville has nothing to offer for children so Teenagers please stop having sex. If you are an adolescent in Titusville there really isnt much to do besides bowling, so one might enjoy smoking marijuana, selling Cocaine, getting "turnt", or having sex with any of the teachers from Titusville High or Brevard Community College. The population of Titusville, or "Tight-ass-ville" as the locals call it, is very diverse. Cliques range from African Americans who take part in drug dealing and gang related activities, to Rednecks who simply spend most there lifes on the river with a cold one in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. They would being fingering puss if they had a third! Overall Titusville doesn't have much to offer, but hey, atleast its not Mims!

*drives past river*
"Hey Is that pussy?"
"No, thats just Titusville"

Guy: "Wanna go to Titusville this weekend?"
Girl: "What is there to do?"
Guy: "Well, we can go to Walmart, or fuck?"

Girl: "Lets go to Walmart"

by Jake Lovita December 12, 2015

elephant titus

Someone with gigantic nuts.

A guy who has balls the size of an elephants. (your DAD)

by as May 17, 2004

Titusville

(Tvegas) A small town in north-western Pennsylvania. Titusville became known for the first successful oil well, but that probably has something to do with the Tecker population. Titusville, is ravaged by an overly populated tecker population, along with its fair share of amish, hillbillies, and then gangster wanabees.

(School) The Titusville Rockets, thats right, we blow. deal with it.
(Wasteland) Titusville has a population or around 7k, there is nothing to do but go to walmart, country fair, or some place you can find anywhere else.
AND NO, NOT TITUSVILLE, FLORIDA
(But besides that, there isn't anything else to us, WE BLOW)

Titusville- Nicknames; (Tvegas, The valley, or sever other inapropriate names)
Techer- Kid who participates in a trade school; Usually thinks highly of themself. Usually dressing in Flanel and boots(tecker-boots)

by TvegasTeller February 23, 2011

Titus

Titus has always had the biggest dick and picks up all the chicks. He's smart, good looking, and super athletic. He sticks his dick deep in to girls and gives them huge orgasms all the time. He makes them so wet and sore everyday. He's also very adventurous and has nice hair

Girl 1: hey are you Titus

Titus: of course

Girl 2:Put your huge cock in me !!

by Ilikebigdick123ohyeah August 17, 2017