thong

Patetic excuse for underwear. Usually consists of some see through material and a bit of elastic. This usually costs more then the averate pair of jeans. Mostly worn by 11-19 year old girls who want everyone to know that they wear thongs because they are halfway up their back. They do this to attract attention of guys much older then them who want to get them in bed, and much to the displeasture of other girls who arent disgusting skanks.

That girl went to walmart and stole some thongs so that she could fuck that 30 year old guy and look the part.

by nemoandthemagicturkeybaster January 18, 2004

thong

A comfortable and functional piece of clothing that every girl must own, wait- let me rephrase that, every attractive girl.

Isn't my thong cute? I just bought it yesterday.

by Kristine August 1, 2004

thong

An undergarment that costs about $5 more than a similar undergarment called a g-string because there is more fabric that goes up your butt crack.

Stacy preferred to wear a thong over wearing a g-string for better crack coverage.

by Nada Williams December 13, 2003

thong

Thong is a sexy piece of underwear also known as ass floss.

Mandy loves to wear thongs. It is her favorite piece of underwear.

by Liz August 21, 2004

thong

Beautiful, hot, sexy underwear worn by women (never men -- yuck!) when they want to look and feel beautiful, hot and sexy. Makes the ladies look like they're not wearing underwear. Especially nice when worn with short skirts or pants made from thin or translucent material.

Fat chicks should NOT wear thongs! Ugh!

by The Chuckster December 28, 2005

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003

thong

barely-there underwear that women wear when they plan to have sex.

I'm gonna wear a thong on my hot date. I'm bound to get lucky.

by Verena October 26, 2006